All coming from the horse’s mouth, so to speak. The fine men over at GQ have put together a sleek list to up your game, to elevate your life and do it with style. Plus we’re all anxious, bored, and have dishpan hands at this point so why not purchase a little something that will not only give your hands a break, but will also blow your man’s mind.
For all of you newbies out there, good sex toys as the GQ people say “do for masturbation what hot sauce does for a couple of perfectly over-medium eggs—take a great thing to whole new heights. “
Who doesn’t want that? I don’t know about you but after staying home for six months I could do with a few new recipes.
Sex toys can achieve things we can’t, touch places our fingers can’t quite reach awakening places that have been sadly neglected for these years. Got something better to do at night?
Here are the best sex toys for men out there. And all available at the click of a button.
- Best discreet Masturbation Sleeve
While you're likely aware of the infamous Fleshlight, the first and most well-known masturbating sleeve, you might not know that the manufacturers came out with what they call the Quickshot. It's smaller than the original, with only 3.5 inches to insert your penis, meaning it (likely) won't cover the entire shaft. But the perks are that it's easy to store discreetly, and doesn't look like a typical Fleshlight, which isn't necessarily something you want a casual hookup to stumble on.
- Best Cock Ring: Lelo Tor 2
Lelo Tor 2 Luxury Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring
The LELO Tor does its job simply, and it does its job well. The vibrations are strong. It fits snuggly against the shaft of your penis, but it’s not too tight. The more bulbous top of the toy applies pressure and stimulates your partner’s clitoris. It feels good for you and everyone involved. Pro tip: If you finish first and your partner hasn’t, take the Tor and place it on your middle and ring fingers while you finger her. She’ll likely appreciate the vibrations.
- Best Prostate Massager: Lelo HUGO
Lelo HUGO prostate massager
While the LELO Hugo is pricey, it’s my favorite prostate massager currently on the market. You tilt the remote to control the strength and location of the vibrations. So if you tilt it to the left, the vibrations will be stronger on the left side. With the Hugo, you can pinpoint exactly where in your behind you experience the most pleasure and focus on those spots.
- The Best For Both You And Her: Lovehoney Bionic Bullet
Lovehoney Bionic Bullet
The Bionic Bullet has a little something for both you and her. With two rings—one to wrap around the base of your penis and the other to gently grip your testicles. The result is an amazing "locked and loaded" feeling, making you ready for a harder and longer sex session. The rabbit, which connects to the ring, not only vibrates, but will also stimulate the clitoris during penetration.
- Best For Full-Body Orgasms: Fun Factory Duke Prostate Massage
Fun Factory Duke Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager
The Duke isn't a prostate massager for beginners. It has three separate components that stimulate various highly-sensitive erogenous zones. The first part extends far past your prostate hitting the deep, inner walls on your anus. The second section directly nuzzles against the prostate, and the third and final section hugs your perineum—aka the taint or grundle—that strip of skin that extends between your anus and base of your testicles. With its powerful vibrations, the Duke can cause sensory overload, but in the best way.
- Best "Real Vagina" Simulator: Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker
Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker
More than any other masturbation sleeve on the market, the Mangasm Lifetime Stroker actually feels like the inside of a vagina. In fact, it's 3D scanned from the winner of the world's most beautiful vagina contest, which, yes, is a real thing. Like a human vagina (yes, we acknowledge that's a creepy way to begin any sentence!), the Lifetime Stroker starts off tight, but after entry it slowly and naturally expands.
- Best Automatic Blowjob Machine: Autoblow AI
The Autoblow AI is the third generation of the Autoblow, and while it’s not perfect, it’s getting pretty close. While developing the Autoblow, the creators analyzed 109 hours of oral sex videos, so the 10 various blowjob settings don’t simply apply pressure at random. They’re all in the style of a different blowjob technique. The 10th and final setting uses machine-learning technology, so you never get the same blowjob twice.
- Best Anal Beads: BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch
BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch
More expensive doesn’t always mean better quality, and for anal beads, you really don’t need anything that special. These anal beads from the Lovehoney BASICS collection do exactly what they’re supposed to do. They feel pleasurable while inside of you, and you get that euphoric release when they “pop” out of you one by one.
- Best Fleshlight: Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit
Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit
While people use the terms “Fleshlight” and “masturbation sleeve’” interchangeably, Fleshlight is actually the name of the brand. But of course, Fleshlight creates some of the best masturbation sleeves out there. The idea behind the "Stamina Training Unit" is that it feels so much like an authentic vagina that it will prepare you to last longer when you’re with a real woman. We can take or leave that dubious marketing angle but in our Fleshlight tests, this one felt the best.